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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Today I saw a pregnant woman smoking, and I think this well and truly entitled her to be cunt-punted. And I never say cunt. Except now, when I said it twice.

Tonight work was bad, then good. The generator blew so the beer was pouring SO slowly. It was balls. But then it was quiet and I got to go home early. I wish this internet wasn't so fucking retarded, I would put up more pictures.

1 comment:

  1. Ruuth. Hi. I think if you're going to have an unrequited lesbian crush that Marieke is a fine choice. I might be a bit rusty on my aussie slang so am I correct in thinking that cunt-punted would mean getting kicked in the vagina? Thanks for the clarification. Lastly I have advice about being a good blogger. Just pretend that lots of people think you're amazing and it makes the writing easier. Otherwise you spend too much time thinking "Who gives a crap what I think about anything?" and that's no good. I went through that for a while but now I plan to delude myself once again.

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