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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Oh and the funnies for today are:

We had fluoro party last night, which consisted of wearing a white t-shirt, getting drunk and scrawling on each other. A maturity level such as mine guarantees profanity galore. I ensured that everyone had "I love fellatio" written several times over in their chestal region. I on the other hand, had a helpful list of synonyms, for the word vagina, on my t-shirt. Care for a look?

Snatch, taco, ma chatte, pussy, muff, beaver, beef curtains, fuck hole, windy valley, box, cunt, minge, twat, gash, slit and my personal favourite, axe wound.

Don't tell me you're ever stuck for dinner table conversation topics.

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