You'd think I was Jessica Watson's mother the way I feel about her sailing home.

Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.

Watch it. Now.

And where, may I enquire, would everyone be on this Friday evening?
Oh that's right. THEY HAVE LIVES.

I'm in the grip of a hurricane
I'm gonna blow myself away

lol

I love getting back to res, and just makin' some porridge.

Back to Shitbury tomorrow.

You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life

- Sebastian Valmont

I'm up at 3.30 (again) doing my Japanese presentation on Geisha. I'm not even close to being tired.

I hate my body.

I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to. "Do you keep my hair in place?... Do you keep my documents in order?... Do you have three settings? Liar! My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the plug out. Now you ain't sayin' shit."

I liked Carrie better when she smoked.

Thankyou Laurie. Where would my blog be without you?

BRMC - I can't wait to see you!

Suicide's easy, what happened to the revolution?

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